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✖️ MAY

[1620]

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uhhhhh
you got a boat?

[me_matey]

I have an airship that doesn't move. Also that's not my job.

I'm a pro wrestler, remember?

[1620]

shit what
when did i motherfuckin miss this noise? you going full out mucha lucha homegirl??

[me_matey]

Satsuki Hojo. The Pirate Queen. Current RPW Women's Champion.

Is NONE of this ringing a bell? The hell did you smoke?

[1620]

[ okay this is really really weird. he doesn’t remember this, like, at all. ]

uhh
bad weed?

[me_matey]

That or you're one of those people that got their memories messed with when everyone came back.

Let me guess. You think my name is "May Sfondi", right?

[1620]

how’d you do that

[ STARTING TO GET A LITTLE PARANOID, BAD WEED ]

[me_matey]

Because you're not the first person to do so. I'm thinking Retrospec messed up.

[1620]

messed up my weed?

[me_matey]

Not with your weed. With your memories.

[1620]

well..... shit
i don’t remember hitting my head but i do trip on the green a lot.
that ain’t the work of a solid motherfucker is it?

[me_matey]

I have no idea what you just said, but you're not the only person with the wrong memories, either.

[1620]

shit
like, really shit, when it hits the motherfuckin fan......

how do i get it back?

[me_matey]

Your guess is as good as mine. I think something messed up when all the people got brought back.

[1620]

i’d like to internet pray. will you hear me out?

[me_matey]

I mean

sure


why not

[1620]

i want to pray for my brothers, and bitches, and all the other motherfuckers who’s got their memories drawin all this blanks.
may the best motherfucking thing happen in the name of the lord, including my homegirl’s lucha match.
lemme get an amen 🙏

[me_matey]

-You know what? Yeah.-

Amen.